GALATOR

Bryon Abregado was a normal, snarky human being with a dead end job at an "All-You-Can-Eat" ribs joint. One night a walking and talking bipedal mass of sushi whisked him away to the GALATOR, a interplanetary gladiator game. How could a fragile human compete against such terrifying opponents like FLAMDAR, SHARK-BEAST OF PARAQUA and SCAMPI, ONE-EYED SPACEHOG FROM HAMPSTOID ? Why Bryon? Simple! Byron is the holder of the largest DVD collection for the genre of martial art movies IN THE ENTIRE GALAXY! Certainly someone with that massive of a databank of hand-to-hand combat knowledge must be the greatest fighter ever, right? What could possibly go wrong? I can't see this ending badly!