C is for Chlamydia: An Alphabet Book of STDs Not your average bedtime story. C is for Chlamydia is a gleefully raunchy ABC book for grown-ups who like their humor filthy and their rhymes just a little too wrong. Every letter of the alphabet pairs a deceptively sweet watercolor illustration with a disgusting (yet oddly catchy) sing-song verse about sexually transmitted infections, awkward mishaps, and other hazards of modern intimacy. Looks sweet. Reads filthy. From A is for Abscess to Z is for Z-Pack, this parody picture book delivers laugh-out-loud rhymes and charmingly wrong visuals in the tradition of the world’s most questionable coffee-table books. Whether you’re shopping for a gag gift, a party conversation starter, or just something to horrify your roommates, C is for Chlamydia will scratch that itch (sometimes literally). Details Full-color illustrated alphabet, A–Z Written in sing-song anapestic tetrameter (like a kids’ book… but obscene) A perfect gift for bachelorette parties, questionable doctors, lazy parents, irresponsible teachers, and anyone with a taste for gallows humor