PINOCCIOSTEIN

Bookish and withdrawn, Ping Ping is an angry and confused college exchange student from Hong Kong attending Emily Dickinson Liberal Arts College, an affluent party school. One fateful day the disaffected student sets out across campus armed with assault rifle intent on a shooting spree when he is literally touched by the hand of a poet who has mysteriously traveled from the 67th century. Finding religion on the spot Ping Ping abruptly declares himself touched by the hand of Jesus Christ and sets out to seek Salvation. Soon joining him are the poet of the future himself a listless slacker whose sole ambition is simply never to go back to the future, the members of the up and coming rock band Swinging Poets well on their way to becoming the "next big thing" and the hotties of Alpha Omega sorority, hard partying brunette stoner Tori, and identical blonde twin sisters Daniella and Gabriella McGee whose destiny is to rule the world, or what's left of it.