Mr Rainbow's Diabolical Plan

Pure evil will stop at nothing to achieve its goals. It thinks nothing of destroying the global holiday market, as well as that weekend on the coast you were planning. Lucky for us we have a hero who seems to know a lot more than he should about unarmed combat, global politics, and 1970’s rock music. Throw in a super-smart scientist with slightly low self esteem, a femme fatale with cellulite-free thighs and with way too much self esteem, and a villain who looks remarkably like George Clooney and you have a story that will suck you in and hold you tighter than a pair of standard issue handcuffs. The story starts in Australia, in the Melbourne suburb of St Kilda, and then moves to numerous other glamorous locations around the world. Conrad, the questionable hero, and his female sidekick Dr Orr (who narrates the story), battle the Forces of Evil, which are led by Mr Rainbow, a twisted genius whose plan is to crush the Side of the Good, then hold the world to ransom… and ultimately rule it.