Your pet notices everything. The visitor who sat in the wrong chair. The delivery driver who knocked too loudly. The suspicious squirrel outside the window. The veterinarian who cannot be trusted. The empty food bowl that clearly constitutes an emergency. My Pet Has Concerns is a colorful and funny observation journal for recording questionable humans, strange noises, neighborhood animals, unauthorized visitors, dramatic household incidents, and all the memorable moments your pet refuses to overlook. Inside, pet investigators can document: Visitor investigations and approval ratings Doorbell emergencies and delivery-driver reviews Package and box inspections Empty-bowl crises and snack-denial complaints Veterinarian, carrier, and grooming concerns Neighborhood surveillance and wildlife encounters Evidence, concern levels, official verdicts, and more Featuring Captain Gort, CEO and Chief Investigator of the Hoge House; Sassy, Independent Suspicion Consultant; and special appearances by Gertrude the raccoon and the Three Raconteurs, this journal turns everyday pet behavior into an investigation worth documenting. Perfect for cat lovers, dog lovers, pet parents, animal enthusiasts, and anyone who knows their pet has excellent instincts—even when the evidence remains inconclusive. Because your pet may not have proof, but that has never stopped the investigation.