Happy By Distraction

Don't listen to all those self-help "gurus" out there, learn to self-help yourself! You're probably not that bad a person (unless you're O.J. Simpson or something) so it shouldn't be that hard to be happier then you currently are. Understand why you do things (or don’t do things), learn the differences between a gray area and light gray area and then force you to be happy at all costs by distracting yourself with thought-provoking rhetoric.