Almost Half of My Wit

This collection of poems might make you laugh and might make you think. If it makes you think a whole lot more than it makes you laugh, then one of us has a problem. Since I already know that I have a problem, you can feel pretty good about yourself, but you might want to read these verses again just to make sure that you didn’t read something in that really isn’t there. I make no apologies for the goofiness, silliness, and corniness in this book of poems. As stated above, any refinement or underlying significance that you find is totally unintended. Critical life-changing decisions made after reading this book should be carefully re-considered after a period of seven days or more in which you have not thought about any of the poems in this book. I hope you get my point. I feel that I’ve explained my perspective pretty well, and I don’t plan on worrying about it anymore. sole sake of making someone else laugh.