An unfiltered, systems-oriented critique of human consciousness that treats reality as a counterfeit experience and asks the ultimate data-integrity question: If your conscious mind is the auditor, who audits the auditor? In the world of information systems, a loop without an exit condition is a critical failure. In the human experience, it’s called daily life. Infinite Regress My Ass strips away the dense, academic pretense of traditional philosophy to examine a glitch in our organic software: the absolute impossibility of ever confirming that we are truly awake. Drawing directly from the logic of systems vulnerabilities and auditing processes, the book approaches human consciousness not as a miracle, but as a compromised network. When every piece of data verifying your reality is processed by the exact same faulty hardware (your brain), the entire pipeline becomes unreliable. Through a sharp, cynical, and highly relatable lens, the narrative breaks down abstract existential dread into structured, conceptual chapters: The Counterfeit Experience: Analyzing reality as a beautifully masked system vulnerability where the user interface is completely detached from the back-end truth. The Infinite Loop of Self-Verification: A deep dive into the logical trap of trying to use consciousness to prove consciousness—a textbook infinite regress. This isn't a book meant to comfort; it’s a rigorous, unfiltered system audit of the human mind. It challenges the reader to look at their daily inputs, question their internal logs, and face the hilarious, terrifying reality that our primary operating system has a fundamental flaw we can't patch.