The Good Ol' Days

So my dad doesn't want me to be a stand up comedian, doesn't think it's the most respectable job. No money, can't pay those bills on time or take care of the family... Or in his words can't pay the taxes! ..So what do I do? I write the most epic eBook available today. An overnight sensation, it probably deserves a Nobel Peace prize after I adopt a seal and teach it to read! But hey I'm no diplomat, I don't have a junction to attend. I tried that once and they escorted me to holding cell for the weekend, read about it sometime. A preview is available under the main image.