SHRÖDINGER’S CAT (A)TTACKS!

SHRÖDINGER’S CAT (A)TTACKS! One Potato. Two Dimensions. A Whole Lot of Bad Physics. Leo is the human equivalent of a participation trophy. At fifteen, his greatest skill is staying invisible—a talent that comes in handy when you’ve accidentally sneezed spaghetti through your nose in the middle of the cafeteria. But when Leo tries to fake his way through a 9th-grade science fair with a "Quantum Potato Clock" he built five minutes before the bell, he accidentally pokes a hole in the fabric of reality. Enter Schrödinger. He’s not just a cat; he’s a wise-cracking, bowler-hat-wearing manifestation of the Copenhagen Interpretation who exists in a constant state of "Meow-perposition." He’s snarky, he’s fifty-percent un-alive, and he’s currently demanding sardines while the school gymnasium melts into a giant pool of lime-flavored gelatin. The Laws of Physics have officially left the building. As the "Potato Rift" expands, Leo’s world becomes a playground for the impossible: • The Many-Worlds Problem: Leo is suddenly confronted by alternate versions of himself, including a leather-jacket-clad "Cool Leo" and a silent-but-deadly "Mime Leo." • Quantum Tunneling: The school bully gets stuck halfway through a locker, and gravity becomes a "suggestion" rather than a rule. • Entangled Awkwardness: Leo’s crush, Maya, becomes quantum-entangled with him—meaning they share every sneeze, hiccup, and embarrassing thought in real-time. With the help of his alternate selves and a snarky feline mentor, Leo must navigate a town where the Stop signs say "PERHAPS" and the Principal has transformed into a thirty-foot-tall enforcer of absolute boredom. To save reality, Leo will have to stop being "average," embrace the uncertainty of the universe, and find the courage to open the box that decides the fate of the multiverse. Fast-paced, hilarious, and scientifically questionable, Schrödinger’s Cat (A)ttacks! is a high-stakes adventure about choosing your own reality—even when that reality involves talking cats and explosive tubers.