The Sad Beige Diet - Lined Notebook

This is not a real book. It’s actually a notebook/journal. Or, as we call it, a Phantom Book. Because why have a boring journal when that space could be used diabolically? Carry it into a meeting. Leave it on your desk at work. Gift it to a friend with absolutely no explanation. The Sad Beige Diet is disguised as a deeply depressing cookbook devoted to the culinary possibilities of beige food, but inside it’s surprisingly useful: a daily productivity layout with your top priorities, to-dos and schedule on the left, and a full page for notes on the right.