This is a story of an autobiographical sort based on an alternative reality in my life. Many moons ago, I had two choices; be a priest or be a teacher. I chose teaching, but after 8 years that failed due to a DBS error which took 6 years to clear and ever since, I have wondered, what would it have been like had I taken the road not taken by so many and trained to be the priest. This is that story imagined out.