ABOUT THE COMPLETE EDITION CONTAINING: The Original Novella with the included Appendix; 19 additional chapters as an Addendum; and The Little Book of Life, a non-fiction supplement to the falsities herein A literary experiment and a meditation on Truth and Falsity co-constructed with the aid of spirits celestial and infernal, Once Upon a Time in City Dis: An Anti-Biographical Novella in Dis-Established Harmony (2026) is the latest work from the infamous author, hermaphroditic whore, PhD candidate, and Solomonic magician Rose Gloria Sharon. Being unencumbered by religious orthodoxy, it does not shy away from religious revelation; unburdened by objectivity, it revels in itself as a false prophecy; and long ago expelled from Heaven, it presents the authentic conscience of Hell. Brought to you by Sirius Notions Press, Once Upon a Time in City Dis is the last thing anyone to the right of God's Throne expected to be appended to the biblical corpus. Those on the left, on the other hand, agree that it is the first thing you should read before laughing your way through the dawning Apocalypse. Welcome to the end of the world. If you're reading this, it's never too late to remember what you've forgotten. Enjoy. Sincerely, The False Prophet, 616