Heather Is Not a Superhero

Heather Huldrameyer is having a bad day. Her boyfriend doesn't like her animals. She lost in the office pools again. What's worse, she just barely survived a hospitalizing car accident. And now her best friend's come down with a bad case of superpowers, Heather's being drug into a life of capes, tights and thrilling exploits. The world just loves superheroes. The beautiful bodies of the mighty defenders of justice are on cereal boxes and magazines. Everyone is squarely behind her. The superheroes want to meet her. Her friends say she needs more boldness in her life. But the shy bookworm has her doubts. No matter what anyone says, no matter what anyone does, Heather just can't see herself as One of Them.