Getting Even

Anyways, that was mostly the reason why we fought. And just before we fought, like two or three days before that, she would deny me pussy! Fuck! After a long day’s work, nothing in the world makes a man feel more appreciated than a good “welcome the fuck home fuck”. Sometimes I got to thinking what kind of motherfucking brain dead mentality is that? Threatening a man about not getting pussy when you live in the same house ain’t fun – ladies, if you love your man, don’t ever do that alright? The other reason why I, or us men for that matter, don’t want to fight is for one reason – when men fight we fucking beat each other up. Fight with a woman? Hell no! I don’t care if you had the muscles of Arnold Schwarzenneger back in his prime, if you fight a woman, you’re a fucking handicap. There’s not a lot of things that needs to be done to keep your man happy. As Chris Rock put it, feed me, fuck me, and shut the fuck up from time to time.