How To Pay Rent

I was brought up in a family of liberated minds. Actually we were just a bunch of perverts. It was fun growing up in such an environment. Parents let you try things out even if you hurt yourself. Anything short of suicide was ok in our house. My dad even walked naked inside the house. Good thing we didn’t have a sister. My dad was an honest man too. He’d say things like ‘Imma go up and fuck yer mom’ as he walked up the stairs. Oh yeah he was honest, he wasn’t gonna bullshit a six year old. My mom? Well she was a pervert in her own right. She’d start stroking my dad on the couch while we were watching late night TV. My dad will reach over and stroke her from behind. Then they’d look at each other and both disappear for a long time only to reappear, both of them really sweaty – in the middle of the night. Yep, as a child I seen some pretty fucked up things alright.