With A Little Help

He was confused. More confused than a retard with a calculus problem. He wasn’t able to figure it out and it has been two years. The big night was closing in and yet he seemed as far away from his goal as ever. Jack loved his wife, Anne. He loved her dearly and it was apparent that she would give him anything in her power, even her life. The only frustration he had – his wife wouldn’t let him into the rear.