A Storm Gathers Over Yorkshire

Above the little Yorkshire town of Holmethorpe, in the bleak Pennine foothills, darkness is stirring; And he's wearing ladies' stockings. As Inspector Arkwright Cribbins seeks to learn more about mysterious papers concealed beneath the ample bosoms of Mrs Argyll, The Army of Rural Revolution plots its urban conquest. What is MI4, Who are the Men-in-beige and why is there a sinister manual carpet sweeper travelling through the country of its own volition...