Monica Lewinski shocked the world by kicking her impressively good-looking legs out and attacking all three of her main opponents on stage in the presidential primaries and giving each one of them a good, hard kick to the balls, right in front of the world. This led to slogans arising of “power to the women!” “kick them in the balls!” and “down with the old male elite!” The republican party then banned her from standing as a candidate, even as she had pulled far ahead of all the other nominees, and so the minute this was finalized, and Monica was said to be out of the running, For assaulting the other candidates, she announced she was going to stand as a third party candidate, while also declaring “they deserved those kicks in the nuts, for what they had said, done and stood for, and they deserve more kicks to the nuts, so let's sock it to 'em!!!” Once the smoke had cleared and the news companies began reporting that she is back in the race again, this time as a third party candidate, she rose to the top of the polls, even higher than before, With over 96% of all women polled now saying they were going to be voting for her, as she stands for a necessary movement to overcome the country’s long-entrenched chauvinist bias. Her rating, including all male and female voters polled, were now placing her in the lead, with 49% of all respondents, while 27% were planning to back the Democrats’ nominee Josh Shoneman and only 24% were still behind the republican nominee, which was now likely to be Ted Crooz, after Monica had been taken off the ballots within the GOP by the now-revealed entrenched chauvinist elite. I may not need to say this, but just to be clear, this enormous lead in the polling means that, unless there are major swings away from the voting intention measured in this poll, it looks like Monica Lewinski will win all 50 states, a dream scenario that no other president has ever achieved. But it does not stop there. There is a lot of change coming, and it will all be in the form of female rule and women conquering the country through the ballot box