The Nut Popping Olympics only come around once every 4 years, and when they do, boy so we see a lot of big ripe meaty male trouser nuts popped! A good time is had by all, and the event is much loved by women of all sorts, walks and nationalities, hence why it is so widely supported, backed and funded. The ball-smashing carnage of the event is fantastic, as a good number of totally-deserving-it sexist pig men see their precious trouser cargo assaulted, crushed and popped, never to work again, and it all happens in the name of sport, prestige, friendly international competition, glory and good international camaraderie, as plenty of powerful and admirable emancipated women gather to have plenty of girly ball-smashing fun. Funnily enough, the sport of ball-kicking was invented by some perverted men who loved watching beautiful, well-dressed women with amazing hair, faces, shoes and breasts, kicking the hell out of some of their male potential rivals, especially targeting their vulnerable nether regions. It gave them a rise and it turned them on. And as the sport grew and grew, more and more women made their way into influential positions within the sport, and as a result, we ended up with a new set-up that no longer requires women to always wear make-up, high-heels and expensive dresses, and where the most beautiful women are no longer the most appreciated. You can now see ordinary and also ugly women wearing casual dress such as spandex or baggies and wearing ordinary shoes decimating the balls of men, as they collect points and win prizes for a job well done in kicking ball sacks to smitherines. We still ensure there is some eye candy in some of the events, so as to bring in some of those perverted men who love watching beautiful, well-dressed women with amazing hair, faces, shoes and breasts kicking the hell out of some of their fellow male potential rivals, cashing in in edits we do to cash in on them, but our competitions now give the best-looking women taking part only one of the six sets of prizes that each group of girls is given in the end. 4 years ago at the 4th ever Nut Popping Olympics, 306 girls representing a record 37 country or state teams dueled for the 107 sets of medals that were up for grabs that year in Buenos Aires, and in so doing, we ended up popping all 684 big ripe meaty male trouser nuts we had at our disposal once and for all, as our friendly international competition saw a bunch of good emancipated women gathered from....