Drunken Writings

After looking through some of my older writings, I realized that I sucked as a writer when I was young! So, I put together some of my eccentric and often melodramatic writings for your reading amusement(...and I was bored). </br> </br> I do not claim to be a philosopher or even a writer, I just found these to be humorous for me. If you don't find them humorous and just plain stupid well think of it this way: Whenever you are having a bad day, look at this book and realize that there is some really pathetic people out there and feel better about yourself! </br> </br> I would normally not even charge anything for this except I need money so I can buy more booze and continue improving my writing skills. Enjoy!</br> </br> Just a small foot note to anyone who actually spends money on this book: I was lazy with my proof-reading...so there are MANY grammatical errors and so forth! My advise: Grin and bear it, maybe you can figure out what I actually was saying...