Running On Empty

Let's review my life shall we... because really no one else will. I am a single, 28 year old, grim, bored, company secretary with a lot of time on her hands. It has never really bothered me because I have found a certified way to deal... if you know what I mean. So the one day I figured; hey I think I'll develop a crush on a senior colleague who is the basic psychological definition to the word “unattainable” and when he wont live up to my expectations I’ll do something desperate like sleep with his friend instead. All of this done under the notion; if you can’t be with the one you love then love the one you’re with (damn that Luther Vandross). That should complicate life enough… shouldn’t it? Hi- I’m Amelia Atkinson And loving some men should be illegal…