I. M. Survivor

Survival is not a matter of luck; it is a skill. This skill isn't something anyone is born with. It must be learned, developed, tested, and perfected, through many trials and in many ways. A true Survivor can endure anything; a poetry reading, the pie at a local diner, the muzak in an office elevator, even a midnight madness sale. Survivor will take you there, and show you how.