Poorly Made Decisions

You knew better. That’s what makes it funny. Poorly Made Decisions is a collection of sharply observant, painfully relatable stories about the moments when common sense quietly stepped aside… and chaos took over. From questionable food choices and emotional shopping trips to tequila-fueled confidence, bubble guts in corporate meetings, bad shoe decisions, and the dangerous lie of “just one more episode,” these stories follow one simple pattern: A grown woman made a decision. Fully aware it probably wasn’t going to end well. And did it anyway. Told through timestamp-style storytelling with humor, honesty, and just enough self-awareness to survive the aftermath, this collection captures the kind of everyday disasters most people pretend never happened. But they did. And if we’re being honest… you’ve probably had a few of your own.