The Dream and the Tragic Shadow

Mike Trousers arrived at Cardiff University. He failed miserably in his attempts to mingle with the other freshers and soon he found himself in the corner of a room talking to a table lamp. Suddenly John Britches threw open the door. A deadly hush fell over the room, all heads turned as one, who was this incredibly good looking guy...standing in the corner of the room talking to a table lamp? Undaunted John strode through the crowd. He stopped opposite Mike. There was only one chocolate biscuit left. “Don't even think about it!” hissed John. “The biscuit's mine!” Mike replied, crushing a paper cup in his hand. They fell to battle, fighting for a good 10 minutes during which time the Head of Department not only nabbed the biscuit but what's more got to take the table lamp out to dinner. From this initial fracas an unlikely friendship was born and this is the hilarious story of these two individualists setting forth with hopes and fears into the jungle of life. Soundtrack out now on bandcamp