As my skullscape swarms with salubrious visages and trinkets of the quite-unhinged, I endeavour to bring merriment and chuckledom to the masses with my wide array of peculiar personages and offbeat ideas. So venture now into my broad tapestry of surreal adventure, sarcastic romance and fantastical quirkisms, and meet the characters who'll bring so many smiles to your felicitous facebox that you'll wish they were real, if only to give them a jolly good snuggle and ruffle their hair.