Bwazaga! Hath I gained your attention? My favorite grape is fruit, and my red is favorite color. I have faith that the previous statement will sort itself out appropriately in your heads. I'm The Ghenti Man! I'm like you. I have a large protrusion that juts from my face by which I am able to smell everyday items, like flowers, home-cooking, and calendars. Anyway, this is all nonsense, just look for this little man with the spoon, and when you see him you know you have reached some place new, at least for a moment. And if you can lose yourself in his words, you may laugh or perhaps leave having gained something. Nonetheless, you've just met The Ghenti Man, hopefully it wasn't a waste (insert smiley item).