Heather Holland Wheaton is the author of Eight Million Stories in a New York Minute, Wet Paint and You Are Here. Her work has also appeared in Slipstream, The Morning News, P.I.M. and Every Day Fiction. For three years, she wrote “Haley’s Comment,” a weekly serial on Penthouse.com. She lives in Hell’s Kitchen, NYC and pays the rent working as a tour guide on those big, red double-decker buses.