I have a mustache and I drink my coffee black. I know 8 different forms of martial arts, drive a semi-truck, and was the resident stunt double for 3 seasons of Miami Vice. I keep a closet full of championship wrestling belts I’ve been awarded. I can tear a phone book in half, bench 952 kilos, and have been known to fib sometimes. In as much honesty as I can muster, I’m some poet cowgirl something-or-other from Oklahoma City, who upon breaking down in Albuquerque became the Duke City's whitest resident, also to be henceforth referred to as the world’s only known couch pixie. I lived there with a few poets that may just possibly be as odd and fantastically awesome as I like to picture myself being in my head, before returning to the land of the red man with a gorgeous New Mexican boyfriend in tow. And I really can tear a phone book in half.