KingDez is a confirmed hedonist who has a penchant for a Martini in the morning and a whiskey sour before bed. A great lover of seedy bars, strip clubs and dark alleyways with dirty hookers. If you are not easily offended, don't take life too seriously, and occasionally enjoy a nip when you shouldn't, then this is just the writer for you. If you are, do, and don't, then perhaps Enid Blyton is on sale.