Can you be a bald redhead? Kyle Weber set out to answer this question when he began losing his hair at the unfortunate age of 19. Apart from being bald, Kyle makes up for his shortcomings by fabricating confidence and talking out his ass. He cheers for the Toronto Raptors in the cheap seats with the real fans. He likes his steak rare and his wings dusty. He'd buy a motorcycle if they weren't so dangerous and he'd never last a day in prison.