DRINK THIS BOOK

All roads and bad ideas lead to your local dive-bar. DRINK THIS BOOK is a collection of bar tales, overheard conversations, and true stories (as far as we can remember). This is the seedy but entertaining underworld of drunks, degenerates, and those who disdain them...told from the perspective of your buddy watching it all go down, the BARTENDER. (WARNING: if you think that you recognize some of the plotlines or characters mentioned in these pages, for God's sake keep it to yourself. After all, what happens in the dive-bar is nobody's damn business!