Welcome to the Social Role-Playing Game (SRPG). Grasshopper Sharpshooter: A Coin-Flip Duology Of Divine Madness & A Complete Trilogy of Nonsense is not just a story--it is a corrupted interpretation game, a metafictional strategy guide, and a visually stunning mythopoeia. Follow the 1000-year pilgrimage of Airen Tony Coleman (ATC), a metafictional deity of the invisible Sisyphus Godhood. Spawned into a world governed by random number generators (RNG) and existential dread, ATC embarks on an absurd quest to reach the Age of 99. His ultimate goal? To challenge the Sublime Axiom to a duel and discover the intrinsic meaning of life. But in a universe plagued by cryptids, rival Godhoods, system glitches, and the oppressive, angelic boogeyman known as the Ludens, surviving to see tomorrow is a feat of divine madness. Blending LitRPG progression, cyberpunk urban fantasy, and tabletop role-playing mechanics, this tome provides everything you need to decode the Myth of the Self-Hero. Inside, you will find an extensive glossary of Keywords, deep worldbuilding lore, and the "Switch-Up" Battle System to help you visualize the encounters. Grab your "controller", embrace the uncertainty, and remember: Make Good Small Decisions.