Everything that men know about women.

For thousands of years, men have tried to understand women. We’ve made absolutely no progress. Everything Men Know About Women is a hilariously unscientific journey through relationships, arguments, decorative pillows, thermostat wars, stolen french fries, mysterious shopping trips, and terrifying phrases like “I’m fine,” “Do whatever you want,” and “Do you notice anything different?” Written from the perspective of a man whose greatest qualification is a lifetime of being wrong, this book takes a lighthearted look at the everyday misunderstandings between men and women—and discovers along the way that men may be just as ridiculous. Funny, relatable, and occasionally even useful, this is a book for anyone who has ever loved someone, argued over something completely stupid, and eventually wondered: “What the hell did I do now?”