Granny Eyeball

Hidden away in the far north of England lies a strange and isolated town called Ballskirk. Inhabited by strange and devious local characters, none worse than the repulsively rude Granny Eyeball. Living hopelessly under her roof as little more than a servant is 13 year old Joanna Gormley. A chain of events kickstarted by a troupe of disco dancing dinner ladies may just help Joanna to not only escape her miserable life, but to do so in style. Weird, wild and definitely containing nuts, Granny Eyeball is a must read for anyone who ever felt that they were the only normal person living in their town. Written for children but also suitable for adults who enjoy unexpected heroes, ridiculous villains and car chases involving out of date Renaults.