Parody NHS Permanent Chastity Record Card

This is the future the liberals want for the UK! Permanent male chastity devices on the NHS, just like IUD coils! It gets worse. Spouses can mandate a male chastity device as a condition of staying married. Once the device is installed, there’s no way to legally remove it without going through a long process involving counselling and waiting lists. Fortunately, this appalling dystopia is happening somewhere else in the multiverse. However, you can have your own NHS Permanent Chastity Card to fill in, complete with a table for recording and signing off on temporary removals. There’s also a second card with Guidance Notes on one side and authentic PR copy on the other! Simply download this PDF and print double-sided on A6 note cards. (4 printable pages.)