The MacGuffin Files: Carats and Cold Meat

Thomas Foolery makes a living selling collectible toys at online auctions, preferring to have as little personal contact with anyone as possible. He grew up watching television as gravity started taking its ugly toll on his body, feeling the comfort of televised fiction. That is until Tom sees a critical flaw in a 24-hour news channel covering a major crime. Now, with the help of his beautiful therapist Angie Earhardt, Tom adopts the alias "Matt MacGuffin"...a throwback to Alfred Hitchcock. With his new identity and partner inadvertently in place, Matt ventures out into a dark world to solve the crime himself. Will all his TV knowledge help him or will living in realized fiction get him killed? Tune in and find out in this first, darkly twisted MacGuffin case and witness the dawn of a new crime-fighting, anti-hero PI! Caution: This novel has been pepper-sprayed with very colorful language.