Low battery. High sparkle. Some days, you’re a whole delight at 6% battery. Other days, everything is getting on your nerves—and somebody needs to hand that dragon a tissue. I Sneeze Glitter: Glittered Moments for the Tired Soul brings you 120 cheeky, funny, tender pick-me-ups in one pocket-sized book. Six easy-to-find sections offer sassy affirmations, quick comebacks, tiny grounding moments, wonderfully weird reminders, little celebrations, and soft places to land. Need a confidence boost? A boundary with personality? A quiet “achoo” that showers your imaginary troubles in glitter? Open wherever your day needs a little lift. No homework. No perfect attitude required. Just a little cheek, a little weird, and encouragement that welcomes your tired, messy, magnificent self. Come with your crooked crown and that deeply offended eyebrow. The unicorn has tissues.