UK PM disappearance

(A political thriller with time travellers, rabbits, and a Prime Minister who refuses to stay in the correct decade) When UK Prime Minister Pander Flogum vanishes from his own NHS briefing, Westminster erupts into chaos. The podium is empty, the Cabinet is panicking, and MI5 discovers a watercolour painting that shouldn’t exist — containing a hidden message that absolutely shouldn’t exist: “Find the ledger.” The search for the mysterious ledger leads Deputy Prime Minister Sir Andrew Blithe, a junior MI5 analyst, and a moustached specialist who faints at inconvenient moments into a world that defies logic, physics, and the Treasury’s accounting software. They uncover: A Department of Future Planning that officially doesn’t exist A Keeper who maintains the timeline using a backwards‑ticking watch A group of retired time travellers who arrive with biscuits, folding chairs, and unsolicited advice A rabbit warren acting as a temporal stabiliser A Prime Minister who has been removed from the timeline and is currently on holiday in 1973 wearing disco trousers As the timeline cracks, rabbit warrens flicker, and the future threatens to collapse, Blithe learns the most terrifying truth of all: His future self is the one who destroys everything. Now Blithe must stop himself, rescue the Prime Minister from the wrong decade, stabilise the timeline, and prevent the rabbits from staging a coup — all before the ledger burns, the future vanishes, and the Department of Future Planning erases the present. A surreal, comedic, high‑energy political thriller, PM Disappearance blends temporal chaos, bureaucratic satire, and rabbit‑based metaphysics into a story that is as unpredictable as time travel and twice as British.