Thar's Gold in Them Thar Clothes

Miss Mason's orphanage is struggling since the town's gold mine closed and most of the miners moved away. Lowbrow McSteal wants to buy the orphanage since he owns almost everything in town already-including the sheriff. Will Miss Mason throw her good name away and dance the tango with Lowbrow in order to save the orphanage? Will Charlotte marry Deputy Truman? Will Pappy fulfill his life-long dream of striking it rich with his gold mine? Don't worry. Everything works out with a happy ending. Good is rewarded and evil punished with a lot of laughter along the way. This hilarious script is perfect for your next theatrical production. All PlaysForStage.com scripts are family-oriented and suitable for all audiences.