Danger! Do Not Read This Book

Danger! Do Not Read This Book, was co-written by the Devil himself (herself). Hence the ISBN# ending in 6-6-6...How do you think that happened..This manual is a training guide to enter the 9th Gate of the Kingdom of Wonders. Set in magical sections, each is a course study leading you with wisdom and humor to your FINAL exam. Those who do not purchase and read this textbook will be doomed to eternal slavery by those who have absorbed its knowledge. This is your last chance. Without notice, this guide will be withdrawn from publication, and only those who have passed the test, will be graced with His ever loving presence. Time is running out for human souls, damnation is looming. You are not going to make it. This is your last chance..Second chance drawing requires a drop of your blood on a napkin, with your signature scribed over it. Place this article inside a copy, and pray for entry..I'll be waiting for you here at the mental hospital. Address top-secret..I'll find you. Don't worry, Be Happy.....