You won’t believe it!

You won’t believe it!

( It is butter. )

ByPenny Loaf

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In 2040, the world runs on "The Paste"—a gray, nutrient-perfect sludge that tastes like a damp conversation about insurance. Flavor is illegal, and high-strung fitness influencer Margie Slick is the queen of blandness. But Margie's perfectly beige world collapses when she finds it: a single, golden, perfectly salted block of real butter—a forbidden relic of the flavorful past. One taste shatters her existence, turning her into a flavor criminal on the run. Pursued by the soulless, turnip-like Director Skim and his FFEA (Fat-Free Enforcement Agency), Margie teams up with Churn, a grease-stained "butter-legger" and owner of the Lard-Rover, a truck fueled by recycled frying oil. Their mission: a high-stakes, cross-country heist to reach "The Griddle," a legendary valley where cows still roam free. Along the way, they must battle celery-juice cannons, escape anti-gravity nets in the Margarine Mines, and join forces with the Baconites, a tribe of outlaws who live on hickory smoke and defiance. Margie learns to swap her spandex for heavy denim, using her influencer skills to distract guards and using recycled oil to create slippery getaways. From a salt-dome heist to a final confrontation in the FFEA zeppelin, Margie is on a mission to bring flavor back to a starving world. “You Won’t Believe It! (It is Butter)” is a high-calorie comedy about rediscovering joy, defying blandness, and proving that sometimes, the most revolutionary act of all is simply making a pancake. Get ready for an adventure that’s messy, greasy, and undeniably delicious!

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Publication Date
Feb 4, 2026
Language
English
Category
Humor
Copyright
All Rights Reserved - Standard Copyright License
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By (author): Penny Loaf

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