This is not a real book. It’s actually a functional notebook/journal with a ridiculous fake book cover. Or, as we call it, a Phantom Book. Because why have a boring journal when that space could be used diabolically? Carry it into a meeting. Leave it on your desk at work. Gift it to a friend with absolutely no explanation. Frick, Shoot & Fussbucket: 365 Words You Can Say at Work to Express Your Feelings Without Getting Reported to HR is disguised as a wholesome workplace vocabulary guide for saying exactly what you mean without getting reported to HR. Perfect for White Elephant gift exchanges, Secret Santa, birthdays, office parties, stocking stuffers, gag gifts, and anyone shopping for the person who already has everything. It’s an especially good fit for people who love absurd humor, weird gifts, prank gifts, novelty books, funny office accessories, and gifts that make absolutely no sense until you look closer. Unlike most gag gifts, this one is actually useful: once the joke lands, you’ve still got a real notebook for notes, lists, ideas, or whatever else you’re capable of writing. The cover is the joke. The pages are yours.