Opposite beliefs. Identical manners. At graduate school, Thomas Keane and Nora Vale fall in love with the freedom to choose each other. He is agnostic, raised in a fiercely Catholic household. She is an atheist, raised in a family devoted to witchcraft and Satan worship. Two separate Christmas visits put their relationship through dinner, doctrine, deeply uncomfortable rituals, and relatives who treat every boundary as a negotiating position. Back home, they must decide how to love their families without surrendering their life together. Family expectations collide as the couple tries to build a life on their own terms. A fully illustrated dark romantic satire by Posthumous Anonymous. Contains religious satire, fictional occult rituals, an off-panel animal sacrifice, racism portrayed through the characters. Lulu paperback edition: 7 x 10 inches, premium color on white paper, 410 interior pages including 405 numbered story pages, illustrated family guides, and closing recommendations. AI disclosure: Text and illustrations were created with generative AI under the author's creative direction and review. Posthumous Anonymous is the sole author. Print artwork uses Real-ESRGAN upscaling. Published by Nuruwinks Publications.