I Should Have Been a Barbarian

I am Avardante! I have traveled every kingdom and land, smiting the oppressors of the weak, bringing freedom and justice to all, and I have annihilated every foe that has ever stood in my righteous path. I am feared by my enemies, and loved by everyone that is good, and yet these two buffoons, these ignorant dolts, are the ones that have bested me. This is completely indecorous.