Farting is Pure Poetry

Hey, what rhymes with gas? I won’t tell you; most likely you already know the answer to that. All of us do a little farting now and then. That’s why I created this collection of poems. These poems are about farting; they’re 100% original and composed by yours truly. So stop being such a stick in the mud. Kick back, and rip a few stinkers. You’ll be glad you did.