Your peace is sacred. Other people’s nonsense? Optional. Witch, Please is a snarky coloring and activity book for adults who love a little magic, a little self-care, and plenty of sass. Step into moonlit gardens, cozy witch cottages, and herbal hideaways filled with curious cats, crystals, and celestial details. Between coloring sessions, enjoy word searches, color-by-number pages, spot-the-difference activities, and a design-your-own-sigil exercise. Inside you’ll find: • Modern witch-inspired illustrations with a mix of open coloring spaces and intricate details. • Sassy affirmations about boundaries, self-worth, and protecting your peace. • Playful spells for everyday frustrations, from unsolicited advice to reclaiming your weekend. • Screen-free activities for a satisfying creative break. • Blank backs behind the coloring and activity pages. • A generous 8.5 × 11-inch format. No witchcraft experience required. Bring your favorite pencils, your sense of humor, and whatever kind of day you’re having. Made for grown-ups who could use a creative break—and permission to say “absolutely not.” Colored pencils are recommended. When using markers, place a protective sheet behind your page. Color. Unwind. Give zero hexes.