Strange flash fiction from back in the day, expulsions from the void. A musician who falls on his face on late-night television, then goes and buys a monkey at a pet shop. A man who goes through the streets hurling garbage cans at plate glass windows, tailed by a sycophantic admirer. A man who slips down the rabbit hole and winds up next to Alice in Wonderland. Another who dies from suffocation, then goes to heaven to lodge a formal complaint with God. A guy who's kidnapped by a beautiful woman, then tied to a table in the motel room. A sexually frustrated sea monster who meets a prostitute in the lagoon. Little green aliens who show up at night to run off with your girlfriend. Dancing cows in fields who attract the attention of the FBI. And the others are even weirder.