French Pissed!

Thinking of saying goodbye to it all and moving to Paris? Think again...and ask yourself a few questions first. Such as: HOW does a Frenchman commit suicide? By jumping off his own ego. WHY did the Frenchwoman cross the road? Because the mounds of poodle crap on her side left her no other choice. WHY do so many Americans run to Paris? They’ve been drugged. LET’S TALK about the French Resistance! Wait - was there one? WHY was “Amélie” such a big hit? Because it showed a French person who wasn’t rude…a revolutionary concept. FRENCH PISSED? But of course! After all, that’s what a spell in the land of foie gras and guillotines will so often do – annoy you to the max. So, if you can’t stand the French, buy this book. If you love France, buy this book. If you can’t even locate France on a map, well, consider yourself lucky. Oh - and buy this book.