Beauty and the Beast

In the classic tale, Beauty breaks the curse of the Beast with the power of her Love. Here... things aren't that simple. Herbert Edmund Richard Bastian the Third (that's Herb for short) isn't your garden variety Enchanted Beast. But that's okay, because the Enchanter Beldon (mistake him for a girl and suffer Dire Punishment) has a temper that's more Beastly than Beautiful. Throw in a witch named Hilda, a transgendered prince, another who's a tree, and a secret hidden for fifteen years, and you'll never be able to look at fairytales quite the same way again.